{"product_id":"oopsaway","title":"OopsAway – Emergency Shart Survival Kit","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 overflow-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"react-scroll-to-bottom--css-qjzhq-79elbk h-full\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"react-scroll-to-bottom--css-qjzhq-1n7m0yu\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-9\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"w-full text-token-text-primary\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"px-4 py-2 justify-center text-base md:gap-6 m-auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-1 text-base mx-auto gap-3 md:px-5 lg:px-1 xl:px-5 md:max-w-3xl lg:max-w-[40rem] xl:max-w-[48rem] group final-completion\"\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBe the hero of your own Code Brown with a kit that handles the horror… and the cleanup!💩😱🧻\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen disaster hits your rear end, \u003cstrong\u003eOopsAway\u003c\/strong\u003e swoops in like the \u003cstrong\u003etactical backup\u003c\/strong\u003e you never thought you’d need. 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